Prince Charles and wife Camilla arrested here

While Prince Charles and his wife named Camilla were staying at this doggie run and owned hotel,they both were at the bar here drinking lots of mixed drinks, they both started to be rude the human and doggie guest here at the hotel, molly who works as a bartender here,had of this royal couple being rude to everyone here at the hotel bar,molly called the LAPD ,they sent 2 doggie detectives named tess and rufus to the hotel to arrest the royal couple,since most of the Los ANGELESS Police deptment were busying helping the u.s led miltarly forces protect the streets and city of Los ANGELES,CAILFORINA ,the Iranian-Chinese led invasion,with their miltary forces.
These 2 very trigger happy doggie lapd detectives arrested the royal couple ,they were both handcuffed and driven to Leo's the dog's police deptment ,to put in the drunk tank and then have them deported back to england,by the U.S custom service.

the human vice president came to visit here.

Human u.s vice president Joe Biden made a stop here,at this hotel,on a campain trip,he just got done with it,he was here with 2000 human and doggie sercert serivce agents, meeting with the 2 doggie hotel owners named Jeepers and Leo,LAPD patrolman named Dennis Peck was on patrol here and he saw pinhead reatily tv star named Bethenny Frankel ,he walked over to her, pulled out his police baton or police night stick ,hit her on head 600 times, she walked away from this hotel .leaving a trial of blood.
The owners of this doggie owned and run hotel,called the LAPD ,TO ask them to bring more patrolmen to help keep pinhead reaity tv stars away from this hotel.

Gen Manual Noriegia brings breakfast

Former General Manuual Noriegia bring's molly's and Tony Soprano's 3 trys of breakfast for both of them to eat, he puts the 3 trays on the bed room dresser,Tony Soprano stops massgasing molly's naked body,to take his pump shot gun and shoot him,with it,he hits Gen Manual Noriegia in his left leg, their bullet holes on the bed room walls,manual noriegia runs out of the bed room,real fast.
The reason Gen Manual Noriegia is working at this hotel,doggie u.s president Lizzy the dog gave him a pardon for agreeing to help the c.i.a kill and fight those very violent rap music gansters like B.O.B AND Tum Tum and the french goverment let him go back the united states.

pinhead singer drinking soda outside hotel.

A Pinhead singer named SINGER named Devendra Banhart was seen outside ,this really busy doggie hotel,drinking cans soda,the doggie owners named jeepers and Leo asked him,to leave ,he said, but those very busy doggie hotel owners asked their police officers friends named John Davis and Phiilp Sweet who are sfpd motorcycle partolmen, the 2 of them over to Devendra Banhart ,took out their police night sticks hit him over his head 500 times,he was bleeding all the place,50 u.s navy seals help these 2 sfpd partolmen put hand cuffs on him and hand him arrested and he was sent to a doggie-federal prison on jeepers resort island,to be held there for 10 years.

Lapd Detectives came to hotel to arrest.

2 very well armed LAPD Detectives named Sam Detz and Bill Mallory came to this hotel, to arrest psyopath killer russell brand,who eariler tried hit a doggie hotel clerk with a chair,Psyopath Killer Russell Brand was on the lobby floor of the hotel, while lapd detectives sam detz and bill mallory put hand cuffs on russell brand, who was later arrested and driven the nearest lapd substation, where he was booked and was put in jail and held with out a trial for 5 years.

Russell Brand gets beat up by police.

Very hot headed and degranged Actor named Russell Brand tries to reserve a hotel room,here at jeepers and Leo's the dog's ,which is all ready fully booked becasuse of a meeting with american,french ,britsh and south korean and isreali milltary officers,to work on important plans to deal with this wide spread mitary conflict here in the united states,Russell Brand to resevre a hotel room, doggie hotel clerk named henry the doggie we are full,Russell Brand starts getting at him, for turning him,Former U.S Navy Casey Ryback happens to be staying here at this hotel, he taskes russell brand and knocks him out with a chair.
Henry the doggie,the hotel clerk,thanks for helping here.

Pinhead singer JUSTIN Bieber tries to play at.

Pinhead Singer named Justin Bieber tries to book a spot and play in the conert hall, But the doggie co-owners named Jeepers and Leo will let him perform here, becasuse no one can understand what he is singing about it,they he is rap singer,Like Rap singer Chris Brown would beat up his girl friend who does not speak english.
Rap singer Chris Brown starts getting mad at the doggie co-owner of the doggie hotel ,who refused to let Justin Bieber sing here,Chris Brown Pulls out his 9-mm glock hand starts shooting in the hotel,all the doggie and human guest ran for cover.
But Luckly 2 Los ANGELESS Police Detectives named Ken Hutchinson and Dave Starsky who were visiting their good doggie friends Jeepers and Leo took out their Police hand guns and started shooting at Chris Brown,and a across the street in a empty hotel,Was a deranged killer Joey HOPPER AND HIS Family of psyopath killers.
2 Hit men named Zane and Cannell are good friends of starsky and hutch, they were given pardons by doggie u.s president Lizzie the dog,a few after the very violent gun battle the four of them had in a parking garage.
Hitmen named zane and cannell help shoot at chris brown with their pump shot guns and they also work rogue C.I.A Agent named James Monroe, who is in new york city killing syrian army troops invading new york city.