2000 Chinese Steath Fighter planes fly over.

While these very busy doggie owners of this very busy doggie run hotel,who both working in their bussiness office,counting all the money that both make, they got phone from the roof of their hotel ,from the 20 u.s army rangers assigned to work and opertate the patriot misslie air defense systen ,they saw 6000 Chinese steath fighter planes flying towards the city of Los Angeless,cailforina,they got permission to fire their cruise missiles at those chinese steath fighter planes, one fighter jet was hit by one the missiles and the fighter jet blown up in the air,the other missiles fired miss hiting those chinese steath fighter planes.

The BLUES Brothers are visiting here.

The BLUES Brothers are both visiting here at this doggie run and owned hotel.
Leo and Jeepers gave jake and Elwood Blues their very own private hotel suite, here, they have they own open bar,with lots of beer and wine to drink and they have permission to beat up any reaity tv stars like spencer pratt.

guest list here at jeepers and LEO'S Hotel

1.Jake Blues
2.Elwood Blues
3.U.S Homeland secuirty Janet Napolitano
4.molly
5.megan.

Prince Charles and wife Camilla arrested here

While Prince Charles and his wife named Camilla were staying at this doggie run and owned hotel,they both were at the bar here drinking lots of mixed drinks, they both started to be rude the human and doggie guest here at the hotel, molly who works as a bartender here,had of this royal couple being rude to everyone here at the hotel bar,molly called the LAPD ,they sent 2 doggie detectives named tess and rufus to the hotel to arrest the royal couple,since most of the Los ANGELESS Police deptment were busying helping the u.s led miltarly forces protect the streets and city of Los ANGELES,CAILFORINA ,the Iranian-Chinese led invasion,with their miltary forces.
These 2 very trigger happy doggie lapd detectives arrested the royal couple ,they were both handcuffed and driven to Leo's the dog's police deptment ,to put in the drunk tank and then have them deported back to england,by the U.S custom service.

the human vice president came to visit here.

Human u.s vice president Joe Biden made a stop here,at this hotel,on a campain trip,he just got done with it,he was here with 2000 human and doggie sercert serivce agents, meeting with the 2 doggie hotel owners named Jeepers and Leo,LAPD patrolman named Dennis Peck was on patrol here and he saw pinhead reatily tv star named Bethenny Frankel ,he walked over to her, pulled out his police baton or police night stick ,hit her on head 600 times, she walked away from this hotel .leaving a trial of blood.
The owners of this doggie owned and run hotel,called the LAPD ,TO ask them to bring more patrolmen to help keep pinhead reaity tv stars away from this hotel.

Gen Manual Noriegia brings breakfast

Former General Manuual Noriegia bring's molly's and Tony Soprano's 3 trys of breakfast for both of them to eat, he puts the 3 trays on the bed room dresser,Tony Soprano stops massgasing molly's naked body,to take his pump shot gun and shoot him,with it,he hits Gen Manual Noriegia in his left leg, their bullet holes on the bed room walls,manual noriegia runs out of the bed room,real fast.
The reason Gen Manual Noriegia is working at this hotel,doggie u.s president Lizzy the dog gave him a pardon for agreeing to help the c.i.a kill and fight those very violent rap music gansters like B.O.B AND Tum Tum and the french goverment let him go back the united states.

pinhead singer drinking soda outside hotel.

A Pinhead singer named SINGER named Devendra Banhart was seen outside ,this really busy doggie hotel,drinking cans soda,the doggie owners named jeepers and Leo asked him,to leave ,he said, but those very busy doggie hotel owners asked their police officers friends named John Davis and Phiilp Sweet who are sfpd motorcycle partolmen, the 2 of them over to Devendra Banhart ,took out their police night sticks hit him over his head 500 times,he was bleeding all the place,50 u.s navy seals help these 2 sfpd partolmen put hand cuffs on him and hand him arrested and he was sent to a doggie-federal prison on jeepers resort island,to be held there for 10 years.